Nothing Much

Well Pat didn't say anything about the hair color, I know he likes the cut though, he likes my hair short too...
I will take his lack of opinion on the color to be that he either doesn't care or he doesn't like it, but it would be nice to have an opinion.
He treated me to supper last night at Pizza Hut...I chose where not him....

Anyway, things are getting busy around here with Male Flag starting up.
There are people here from all over the bloody place.

So with that said and nothing else said I would like to share these very simple home remedies with you.

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and, presto, the blockage will be almost instantly removed!

Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

You can avoid arguments with your wife about lifting the toilet seat just by using the sink.

For high blood pressure sufferers: Simply cut yourself and bleed out for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use an egg timer!

A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget all about the toothache.

If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you will be afraid to cough.

And in your tool kit you'll only need two items: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move but should, use the WD-40. If it moves but shouldn't, use the duct tape.


Love to All