a little Nun"sense"

Thought I would share this with you all, it being Sunday and all. I thought it was cute...




Best Little Convent In Texas
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highwaywhen he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCISHOUSE OF PROSTITUTION10 MILES He thinks it was a figment of his imagination and hedrives on without second thought. Soon he sees anothersign, which says: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCISHOUSE OF PROSTITUTION5 MILESSuddenly, he begins to realize that these signs are for real.....
Then he drives past a third sign saying:
SISTERS OF ST.FRANCISHOUSE OF PROSTITUTIONNEXT RIGHTHis curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls intothe drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the doorreading: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks,"What may we do for you, my son?"
He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly doing business."
"Very well, my son. Please follow me."The man is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disorientated. The nun stops at a closed doorand tells the man, "Please knock on this door." He does as he is told and another nun in a long habit,holding a tin cup answers the door. This nuninstructs, "Please place $100 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of thishallway."
He gets $100 out of his wallet and places it in the second nuns cup.He trots eagerly down the hall and slips through thedoor, pulling it shut behind him. As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the parking lot,facing another small sign:
GO IN PEACE. YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWEDBY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU LOUSY SINNER!